To The Guillotine!!

No, this isn't a cry for George W. Bush's head. There's not much in it worth cutting off and putting on a spike anyway.

This is a review of Marie Antoinette... quite possibly the worst film this year (even if I did walk out on All The King's Men - Marie Antoinette gets extra points for being annoying).


Yes, I know Kirsten Dunst is always cute and tasty (or so I hear), but this one stinketh. Read my rant over at Monsters & Critics...

Frank's Scathing "Marie Antoinette" Review

To be fair, other nominees for the suck of 2006:

All The King's Men
The DaVinci Code
Keeping Up With The Steins
Renaissance
X Men: The Last Stand
Monster House
Clerks II
Hollywoodland